<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><title>Humorous @ grerp.blog-city.com</title><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/</link><description>(Humorous) </description><copyright>Copyright 2008 grerp.blog-city.com</copyright><generator></generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 13:45:00 GMT</lastBuildDate><image><title>Humorous @ grerp.blog-city.com</title><url>http://server1.blog-city.com/images/bc_v5_logo_small.gif</url><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/</link></image><ttl>360</ttl><docs>http://backend.userland.com/rss</docs><item><title>4 bedrooms in the house and everyone wants to sleep with Mom</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/4_bedrooms_in_the_house_and_everyone_wants_to_sleep_with_mo.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/4_bedrooms_in_the_house_and_everyone_wants_to_sleep_with_mo.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 02:10:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=4%5Fbedrooms%5Fin%5Fthe%5Fhouse%5Fand%5Feveryone%5Fwants%5Fto%5Fsleep%5Fwith%5Fmo</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[This morning I woke up and found: Milo sprawled across the bed parallel to the foot/headboardRosie sleeping on the floor next to me half on her pillow, half on the wood floorMax asleep (!) on the other dog bed.I had to laugh.&nbsp; Then Max woke up,]]></description></item><item><title>Funny moment</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/funny_moment.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/funny_moment.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:26:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=funny%5Fmoment</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Today my testosterone-laden almost-4-year-old called out to me, &quot;Mom, I&#39;m wounded!&quot;Knowing that his most favorite thing lately is to dress up like a warrior and pretend to stab things (or be stabbed), I played along.&nbsp; &quot;Where?&]]></description></item><item><title>Barnyard humor</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/barnyard_humor.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/barnyard_humor.htm</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 May 2007 14:30:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=barnyard%5Fhumor</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[So, yesterday we were all going out for lunch to Noodles.&nbsp; Max, as per usual, was hypered up and rather demanding.&nbsp; We seem to be going through a phase of: constant demand/requesting, whining, playing the &quot;Why?&quot; game, crying when]]></description></item><item><title>Attempted entrapment</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/attempted_entrapment.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/attempted_entrapment.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 21:07:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=attempted%5Fentrapment</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Okay, for the background of this story, the long version, go here.&nbsp;&nbsp; The short version of the story is that for a long time, Max has been occasionally trying to jerk my chain by saying, &quot;butthole.&quot;&nbsp; I have repeatedly tried to]]></description></item><item><title>More from the horse&apos;s mouth</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/more_from_the_horses_mouth.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/more_from_the_horses_mouth.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2007 21:54:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=more%5Ffrom%5Fthe%5Fhorses%5Fmouth</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Not that Max is a horse.&nbsp; But...Me have a surpwise for you.&nbsp; No you look - close your eyes!&nbsp; A-da!&nbsp;Tante, why you have so many pickles?Thank you, Mommy, for my this!No, no, no.&nbsp; Next time we go ice cream store, me have more i]]></description></item><item><title>Favorite Funnies</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/favorite_funnies.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/favorite_funnies.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 23:49:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=favorite%5Ffunnies</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Top 10 Funniest Romances1. Heaven, Texas by Susan Elizabeth Phillips2. Crazy for You by Jennifer Crusie3. &nbsp;]]></description></item><item><title>Funny remark</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/funny_remark.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/funny_remark.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:06:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=funny%5Fremark</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[So, snow.  That's what we've been getting.  That's what we're going to be getting more  of.  Snow and cold.  Max, Rosie and I got out and took a walk in it.  The roads cleared and then got snowy again, and per]]></description><category>snow</category></item><item><title>My son, the unintentional comedian</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/my_son_the_unintentional_comedian.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/my_son_the_unintentional_comedian.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=my%5Fson%5Fthe%5Funintentional%5Fcomedian</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[They say the two&#39;s are all about figuring out boundaries...and testing them.&nbsp; I&#39;d say that&#39;s correct.&nbsp; Max will frequently push at the same old (very established) boundaries, just to see if they exist and if I&#39;m paying atten]]></description></item><item><title>Moonlighting</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/moonlighting.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/moonlighting.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=moonlighting</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I've been watching the first few eps of this show, and it is enjoyable. It's hard to know what to expect. I remember LOVING it, but that was about 20 years ago, and a lot of water has passed under the proverbial bridge.What I've noticed i]]></description></item><item><title>Haircut</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/haircut.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/haircut.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=haircut</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[It's been awhile since Mom trimmed my hair, and I was getting tired of how long it took to blow dry it and curl it. It was starting to look really lank if I didn't do that too, so I've been looking for alternatives. I used to get my hair]]></description></item><item><title>Seen on the billboard of Liberty Baptist Church</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/seen_on_the_billboard_of_liberty_baptist_church_1.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/seen_on_the_billboard_of_liberty_baptist_church_1.htm</link><pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2004 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=seen%5Fon%5Fthe%5Fbillboard%5Fof%5Fliberty%5Fbaptist%5Fchurch%5F1</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Tattoos...God Says No!LEV 19:28This cracked me up. I really wanted to call them and ask them if they are aware that the demographic they are looking to reach here in Greenville is most likely heavily tattooed.Honestly, this is the most humorless chur]]></description></item><item><title>A1 and A2 and the Superfriends</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/a1_and_a2_and_the_superfriends.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/a1_and_a2_and_the_superfriends.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2004 14:10:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=a1%5Fand%5Fa2%5Fand%5Fthe%5Fsuperfriends</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[A1&#39;s new little video obsession is The Superfriends DVD&#39;s. I LOVED the Superfriends when I was little, but I watched an episode with them and it was soooooooo bad. Nothing made any logical sense whatsoever. Batman and Robin would find themsel]]></description><category>superfriends</category></item><item><title>This cracked me up</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/this_cracked_me_up.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/this_cracked_me_up.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 17 Apr 2004 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=this%5Fcracked%5Fme%5Fup</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[From the review of All the Way: Sex for the First Time by Kim Martyn (in School Library Journal):

"...Chapters cover sexual assault, STDs, and birth control, but the overarching theme is that teens are going to have sex, so here's how to do i]]></description></item><item><title>Mailman&apos;s Valentine</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/mailmans_valentine.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/mailmans_valentine.htm</link><pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2004 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=mailmans%5Fvalentine</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Rosie, thoughtful little girl that she is, left a valentine with some chocolates for the mailman this morning. Her little note read:Dear Mr. Mailman,Happy Valentine&#39;s Day! I thought I should write to tell you that I don&#39;t really mean it when]]></description></item><item><title>Positive thoughts</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/positive_thoughts.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/positive_thoughts.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2004 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=positive%5Fthoughts</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Okay, I&#39;ve been reading over my recent entries, and they are pretty negative. I have a very hard time staying upbeat in the dead of winter because of the gloom. But there are some good things about winter. I&#39;ll list them:1) It&#39;s easier to]]></description></item><item><title>Fingerprinted</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/fingerprinted.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/fingerprinted.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2003 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=fingerprinted</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Saturday John and I were fingerprinted for the BCIS. I didn't realize they don't use ink anymore. I'm fairly certain I was fingerprinted in the eighth grade, and we did it on little cards then. Now there's a scanner machine and you ha]]></description></item><item><title>Capture of Saddam</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/capture_of_saddam.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/capture_of_saddam.htm</link><pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2003 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=capture%5Fof%5Fsaddam</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[I watched some of the commentary yesterday with John. I thought Major General Odierno was very patient with the reporters' questions. They kept asking him about various points about the farmhouse that Saddam was found in. "Was there a kitche]]></description></item><item><title>Hospital</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/hospital.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/hospital.htm</link><pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2003 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=hospital</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[Mom&#39;s just been admitted to Blodgett Hospital. Her biggest worry at this point is that they might have to use the paddles to shock her heart into behaving. I just talked to V. She&#39;s going to go to the hospital tonight, and I&#39;m going tomor]]></description></item><item><title>Seen on the billboard of Liberty Baptist Church</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/seen_on_the_billboard_of_liberty_baptist_church.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/seen_on_the_billboard_of_liberty_baptist_church.htm</link><pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2003 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=seen%5Fon%5Fthe%5Fbillboard%5Fof%5Fliberty%5Fbaptist%5Fchurch</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[The season's changing. Have you?Repent now.I have to admit - this cracked me up.  Those Baptists, they always go for the subtle approach.]]></description></item><item><title>Idiomatic sayings I&apos;d never heard</title><guid isPermaLink="true">http://grerp.blog-city.com/idiomatic_sayings_id_never_heard.htm</guid><link>http://grerp.blog-city.com/idiomatic_sayings_id_never_heard.htm</link><pubDate>Tue, 18 Feb 2003 04:59:00 GMT</pubDate><comments>http://grerp.blog-city.com/console/comments/popup/?f=idiomatic%5Fsayings%5Fid%5Fnever%5Fheard</comments><dc:creator>AAR Rachel</dc:creator><description><![CDATA[J. and I drove down from his parents' house in Petoskey last night and were listening to the radio. J. loves talk radio, and I can't stand it, but he was driving and, of course, driver's choice always prevails. There was nothing on around]]></description></item></channel></rss>