4 bedrooms in the house and everyone wants to sleep with Mom

This morning I woke up and found:

• Milo sprawled across the bed parallel to the foot/headboard
• Rosie sleeping on the floor next to me half on her pillow, half on the wood floor
• Max asleep (!) on the other dog bed.

I had to laugh. 

Then Max woke up, plopped Tunie next to my head and asked, "Mom, why did God make pets with beads in their feets?"

That made me chortle and necessitated another discussion of the difference between natural and man-made.  The laughs continued when he told me he had blood in his nose.  I looked at him, didn't see anything, and told him so.  He said, "It's deep, deep, deep up there, so deep you can't reach it or see it."

"Then I guess we won't worry about it," I said, trying to maintain my serious, concerned demeanor - and failing.